Hand-tied bouquets · for cows

A bouquet for moo.

Premium hay, fresh pasture grass, and wildflower grazing mixes — arranged with the reverence of a wedding florist and sent grazing.

Build a bouquet Meet the herd

It starts with a bundle of grass

1

Build the bouquet

Choose a base — hay, fresh grass, or wildflowers — then a size and a few finishing touches.

2

Choose your cow

Browse the herd and pick your recipient. We’ll match the arrangement to her taste profile.

3

Send it grazing

Add a gift message and send. Somewhere, a cow is about to have the best afternoon of her week.

Why send greens from ZER4MOO

Everyone else gets flowers — birthdays, apologies, just-because Tuesdays. The cows, standing there being gentle and enormous, received nothing. We opened to fix exactly that. Because joy shouldn’t be limited to those who can hold a vase.

Read our story

Happy recipients

In their own words

Nobody had ever brought me flowers before. I ate them immediately. It was the best day of my week.
Clementine
Jersey, 4 · received the Wildflower Grazing Mix (Feast size)
Acceptable provenance. The timothy was first-cut, as promised. I have updated my rating to four hooves.
Sir Reginald Chews-a-Lot
Highland, 7 · repeat recipient, Meadow Timothy
It was the best bouquet I have ever received. So was the one before it. I love them all equally and completely.
Buttercup
Holstein, 2 · received the Clover & Dandelion Posy

It starts with a bundle of grass,
not a plunge into the ordinary.

Build a bouquet, choose your cow, and make her afternoon.

Build a bouquet